ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

Forumsy Day

2006-10-31T01:00:00.000+08:00

Holy cow. Look at the time! I better post fast, so today was a really normal day but Yenn sheng called and he said tomorrow we'll be going SAFRA TO PLAY LAN! YEAH! All right! Then, I typically spent the whole night posting at the forum with js until like 11pm...and THERE STILL ISN'T EPISODE 36 DAMMNIT! I WANNA WATCH GASH BELL!!! Boohoo....

Yours I-really-gotta-goly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Roleplay rocks. MpLe sUX LoLx

Blog Picture

2006-10-29T22:13:00.000+08:00

Don't you just HATE the blog picture on 1G blog? Yeah, I do. Especially if you look closely at the guy with white spectacles. Lame right? It's me. Yeah, that idiot raising his hands up at Wei Qi, apparently trying to look like Godzilla or whatever. And worse still, the first thing you see when the page loads IS THE DAMN PICTURE! Anyway, today was lame as ever. I played a little bit of CS and totally pwned the n00bs. ( By the way, I'm really liking the M4, how long have I been such an idiot to dislike the M4? ) The Forum is getting VERY lively with Gash and Razkal posting almost everyday so if you're reading this...GO SIGN UP AND POST!

Yours M4ly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , [eXt.] A4K1

P.S : YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Oops!

2006-10-29T11:19:00.000+08:00

Woah, Sorry I didn't post last night, I was busy playing CS. Anyway, yesterday was as boring as all Saturdays were. Firstly, I remembered the date of my tuition wrongly and got there half an hour early. DAMN! I had to sit there and like, wait for it to start! Then I went home, BOUGHT A POCKY BISCUIT THINGY!! YEAH!! NOW I CAN MAKE A VULCAN 300!! So that's really all about it and don't worry, I'LL BLOG TONIGHT! Hopefully....

Yours Vulcanly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , [eXt.] A4K1

P.S : I changed my clan name from

[eXt.] Ak47 AddIcTeD
to
[eXt.] A4K1

Particularly because now I know how to properly use the carbine :P

First Day OF Holidays...And I'm still here.

2006-10-27T22:11:00.000+08:00

As we all know, today is the first day of holidays. Some may think " Finally! After a year's hard work I'm prepared to SLACK AND CS ALL DAY! " and stuff. I initially thought that way until after the PSLE. I didn't know what I could do during the holidays and it was EXTREMELY boring for me. It is the same for me this year. I miss the old skool days, where I could sit in class and chat while the teacher's teaching. Where I could ride the 1G rollercoaster. Where I could talk about Konjiki No Gash Bell with Jia Sheng everyday ( I'm on Episode 26!) and stuff like that. Now, all I can do is sit at home and stare blankly into space for the whole day. Sometimes I go to the forums or the 1G Blog to check on any new posts (which reminds me, is there going to be a Team 2G Blog?). I still think to myself, how in the heck am I supposed to live through these 2 months like this? I could play CS all day, which would be the envy of many people, but I feel that there is more than just playing CS. There is more I can find out, more friends I can make, more songs I can illegally download (oops, er..you didn't see that)...But I just can't. As the old saying goes, the more the merrier, I need friends to help me survive through this two months. So I beg of you, dear reader, to not forget me. Ever.

Yours Clichedly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , [eXt.] Ak47 AddIcTeD

P.S : Man, I LOVE THE ENDING!

Stupid Trippy

2006-10-26T20:13:00.000+08:00

Why do I ALWAYS HAVE TO go somewhere that I don't want to go? I wanted to go to the chalet but SOMEBODY said I had to follow her to Taiwan or something. I argued back that why the hell would I want to go to Taiwan when I could have a great time at that the chalet. Unfortunately, she said some shit about "booked the tickets already" and she couldn't change it. Well, go pwn yourself you exaggerated eyebrow-looking ************! Anyway, today was also a SUPER LAN DAY, particularly because Jared, Yenn Sheng (yes, him again) and Jia Sheng came over. However, ys and I kept like, PWNING js in the head. When I mean we PWN js, we mean it in a different way other than killing. So, it's already like the end of the first year right...I kinda don't want it to end right? There's more I want to do as a team, as team 1G, you know? I want people to join my clan, I want people to tag at my tagboard, I also WANT TO SIT THAT CABLECAR MISS TAN PROMISED US TO! Oh, I have one request for anyone reading this post, please TAG so I won't be so alone during this holiday! Thanks!

Yours Pwningly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , [eXterminate] Clan Leader

P.S : Let's meet up sometime and CS!

Lame Airport Trip

2006-10-25T21:29:00.000+08:00

Like, what the hell? I think my house is turning into a LAN shop. Today, we had this Maths Trail thing and we had to walk around the Changi Airport and solve stuff. I practically slacked throughout the whole thing, except for the Burger King part. After that, Jian Sheng, Yenn Sheng and Wai Chong went to my house to play CS...AGAIN! When we played de_dust, I was paired with 2 bots against the 3 of them. The bots and I like, totally pwned 'em, lol. Then, at 5.30 pm, Wai Chong went home but the remaining 2 stayed behind until...9.18pm!! Well, that's it really, and WE GOT OUR REPORT BOOKS TODAY! I AM GOING TO S2 EXPRESS! WAHOO!! Yeah, and I created a CS clan, for applications please approach me. I have also joined two clubs, details below...

CS Clan :

[eXterminate]

Abbreviation :

[eXt.]

Clubs :

MMSS - Makan Makan Secret Society

SMSC - Sha Michael Sha Club

Yours eXterminatingly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : SHA MICHAEL SHA!

SUPER LAN DAY

2006-10-24T21:16:00.000+08:00

OMFG! Today was like, one of the best days EVER! First, I met

Jared
Wei Sheng
Yiak Hoong
Wai Chong
Jia Sheng
Yenn Sheng

at Safra and we played CS for 2 WHOLE HOURS! Then weisheng went home but the 6 of us went to the food centre to grab something to eat. After that, we went back to Safra, hoping that there will be some computers to play CS. Unfortunately, there wasn't any. However, we bought some tokens and played this shooting game and you had to like dodge the bullets and stuff while shooting the enemy. It was so FUN! After that, they all wanted to go to my house. So, we took a bus there and I set up 4 computers and we PLAYED CS UNTIL 9PM!!! I don't really care about the Maths Trail tomorrow...And Jia Sheng, TOO BAD YOU DIDN'T COME!

Yours Counter-Strikely Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , 1G CS Pwnerer

P.S : Come join my clan!

js, YY, RR

2006-10-23T19:39:00.000+08:00

Sorry about the last post, it was when I BRUTALLY FORCED JIASHENG AND WAI CHONG TO TYPE SOMETHING! HAHA!! I'M SO EVIL!! Anyway, they came over to my house and we spent the whole day playing CS. I had to be the one to cook their FREAKIN INSTANT NOODLES! Well, tomorrow most of us are meeting at Safra to play Lan...again! Oh, I almost forgot! 1F chickened out at the last moment and said they couldn't come today! Well, what could you expect froma bunch of n00bs? Soooo, watch the VIDEO!

Yours Lanly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Mah balls.
P.P.S : LIANG KEH!

The Three

2006-10-23T17:06:00.000+08:00

This will be a three-way post.

Wai Chong :

Hi, i am waichong

jia sheng:

JOIN 1G FORUMS!!!! yong xiang, you don't post i kill you.

ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd :

They're asses.

Thank You.

I'm Ready, CS-shion

2006-10-22T21:40:00.000+08:00

Totally. Kewl. I just watched that Matrix Revolutions thingy and I loved the part where everything stopped moving and Neo's fist came crashing into Smith's face. AWESOME. Anyway, tomorrow's the big day. I've been practising hard and now I know cs_assault like the back of my hand. I just CAN'T wait when I hear the 1F n00bs shouting " Damn h4x0R! " and go crying that we like, totally pwned 'em. So, yeah, REMEMBER TO ROOT FOR US FOUR!

Wai Chong
Wei Sheng
Timothy
ME!

Yours Readily Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : We'll win. Well, I hope. -.-"

Thanks...JiaSheng

2006-10-21T22:01:00.000+08:00

My mood for today is "weird". Today, I had dinner with my WHOLE family. That's right, WHOLE. Including my self-proclaimed niece. I won't type anything else about it because it's just SOO boring. I could be at home practicing cs_assualt. I really don't want to lose to 1F, you know? We already lost the archery workshop. The four of us will win back 1G's reputation and be THE BEST CLASS IN COUNTER-STRIKE! Believe me, yesterday was hell for me. I was busy pwning those lame bots in CS in preparation for Mon. Another thing I have to mention in my post is js. He has been tagging at my tagboard and he is the ONLY one tagging. I feel...satisfied that someone cares. Someone bothers to check my blog to see if there are any new tags. All I gotta say is...Thanks. In conclusion, I'd give today a 3/5.

Yours Thankfully Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : What kind of songs do you like, folks? Personally, I like songs that portray sadness and sorrow. Those songs that make you think back about stuff. Yeah, I like sad songs.

Practice CS

2006-10-20T21:52:00.000+08:00

That's Right. I'm really ANGRY today. Well, not really, it's just fun doing so. Anyway, we went to the Mint Museum Of Toys. Actually, I thought that it really was a Museum. It was kinda lika shop but 3 or 4 storeys high. Anyway this man came and gave us a tour around the whole thing and it really ROCKED! Especially on the floor that had this glass floor and everyone was really scared of the thing breaking! You could also see the people below! ROFL! After that, he allowed us to roam around and WeiJie and I went to the glass floor and I lay on the floor like a...squished person. LOL! After that, I went to the Cafe and got a ice-blended Cappucino. IT WAS SO NICE! However, it was time to get going and we boarded the bus again back to school. I went to UPnP ( that's the new name for UP. It stands for Usual Place and Playground) and hang around with the 1G peeps until like 5 and went home.....That's it really. In conclusion, I'd give today a 4/5 too, particularly because of the Cappucino.

Yours Cappucinoly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : In case you were wondering, I am in a CS competition. 1G Vs 1F. I'm gonna train so hardd....Sooo ROOT FOR ME!

Madagas-shit

2006-10-19T21:04:00.000+08:00

Oooh...That's my mood for today LOL! Woah, today in home econs miss camelia showed us that mad..madagas...animal movie with that lame lion and zebra or something. I played checkers with Jacob and totally pwned him lol. After that, Miss Lai came in and like, gave us MATHS THINGYS TO DO! ARGH! Fortunately, Weijie and I devised an Excellent formula for the questions. We TOTALLY SCRIBBLED THE ANSWERS!!! Shhh...well, the teacher said she won't punish us if we get it wrong....AS LONG AS WE TRIED...well, I DID try..Then this teacher came in and brought as to the lab and I watched BOOM HEADSHOT! ROFL! School basically sucked as usual after that. Ah...let me see...Oh! I went to eat chicken rice with Jacob and met my seniors...So in conclusion, TODAY WAS AVERAGE. Let's see...We're going to the mint muse..mouse..house to look at toys! How FUN! ( Sarcasm intended) And I changed the tagboard....and added the GAMES SECTION!

Yours Sarcastically Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Deserted here....

E-learning Shit Day

2006-10-18T22:01:00.000+08:00

Like, what the hell? An E-Learning Day? Actually, I wouldn't mind it except for the FRIGGIN WORK YOU HAVE TO DO! I mean like, what? Design a Poster??? How the hell are we supposed to do that? I really wished today was a normal school day and the teachers came in to teach instead of having us "E-Learning". And it's like after the exams right? THIS IS TORTURE! TORTURE I TELL YOU!!!

Yours Learning-Shitly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : " Choice is just an illusion between those who have power and those who don't. " I JUST LOVEEE THAT PHRASE!

LAN DAY YEA

2006-10-17T20:40:00.000+08:00

w00t! Today was superb! Firstly, school was as sucky as usual, but after school Weisheng, Timothy, Waichong and I went to Tiong and ate a che...cheezzey...something with chicken and cheese and after that, YY and Timo went to that Hang Ten shop and bought like 2 yellow shirts! Well, they weren't crazy or anything but *whispers* you can't get into a lan shop with your school attire...Anyway, we then took a bus to SAFRA and CSed like...um...a lot? And I met Matt! Old school friend... Err..hahaha! Look at the time! Err..I've gotta go! Ermm..See you around!

Yours HAHAly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : BOOM HEADSHOT!

Sorry!!!

2006-10-16T17:27:00.000+08:00

Sorry everyone for not posting! I'm sure y'all have missed me right? Anyway, I've been really busy with school soooo...actually there's nothing much to type about...Oh! Go to 1G Forums! Hehe, it's not the first time I'm saying this but go sign up! We're having Roleplay right now, so it will be REALLY FUN! Ermm..So GO SIGN UP!

Yours Signinguply Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Really sorry for not posting...

YAY!

2006-10-06T18:13:00.000+08:00

Finally! After a week of EXAMS....I CAN BLOG!!! WHEE! Well, not counting the home economics, though...Soooo IT'S OVER! HALLELUYAH! Is that how you spell it? ummm..now that I actually come around to blogging well....UBER-MICRO, NOOB! I PWNED YOU GOOD! hehe...

Yours REALLY Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Please accept my sincere apology if this post was boring to you, my fellow reader. Look, it's only a few pieces of liver. Let's Move On.
P.P.S : In case your wondering what's PWNED, it's a common typo error of "owned" when pro gamers taunt their victims.

Ssshhhh

2006-09-29T21:54:00.000+08:00

Sssshhh! I'm using my sister's comp to blog! Anyway, things are really rough. STUDY,STUDY,STUDY...I uploaded another video about my love for Coca-cola. So go check it out under " Collection". And....if you haven't gone to the legendary Mr Brown Show website, GO NOW!!!

Yours Cokily Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Now this here is the american dream. It's what this nation's all about.

Last Post Till After Exam

2006-09-23T22:21:00.000+08:00

Okay, this will be my last post here....UNTIL THE EXAMS ARE OVER. Haha, I knew you'd shed a tear. Anyway, when I came home with my sister after dinner, we saw a white kitten. It was SOOO cute! Since it was nobody's, we lured it home and fed it some sausages. That's all we had. When we were deciding whether to keep it, the kitten was actually playing with a leaf. LOL! Unfortunately, we couldn't keep it, so we brought it down to the playground and a man came and asked us a few questions. He thought it was ours, and even SAID HE WOULD BRING IT TO THE S.P.C.A. Well, guess what? At about 9.45pm, we heard a faint " mew mew " sound which was EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE KITTEN'S. We tried looking for it out of our window but couldn't find it....Soooo as I said before this would be my last post, but do drop a tag if you're free. And STUDY HARD!

Yours Kittenly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Kittens Rule.

Shitty class blog

2006-09-22T21:31:00.000+08:00

Okay, I'm going to keep my cool and type what happened just now. I've just went to the class blog, and guess what? I saw some posts between Sean and Kathryna about the tagboard and in case you didn't know, it's gone. Didn't know? That's too bad, you kerazy mofo. Anyway, I also wrote some crap because I was so motherfarkin pissed, so go read that instead of this motherfarkin post.

Yours Farked-Up Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : " Get that motherfarkin tagboard, off that motherfarkin blog." Haha.

LAN

2006-09-21T18:15:00.000+08:00

Oh, boy. We had Science Practical and that lame test today. I am SO gonna flunk that test...We also did Thinking Skills today. The one we did today wasn't so interesting, though. The objective was to build this structure and Michael and Vanessa was like doing ALL the work while Jia Sheng and I was sitting there and doing nothing. Actually, there's only one thing I'm good for, I'm good for NOTHING. [Editor's Note : He's an ass. ] I don't have any skills or talents that I would feel proud of. Anyway, I rate today a 7 and a half out of ten. Particularly because of Home Economics in the morning.

Yours Slackingly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : First, let's get one thing straight. This is a fifty-fifty relationship. You're not the master, and I'm not the slave. Or blahblahblahblahblah. ( you're not really listening, are you?)

IT Lesson AGAIN!

2006-09-20T18:10:00.000+08:00

Yay! We had that IT "Wideo" Editing class again. IT is SO DAMN FRICKIN FUN! We made a video with a tiger eating and stuff but there was one video where there was this snake or something with a " wooooo " sound. Jared used the Beethoven music and played it together. Guess what he named it? Beethoven and Snake. LOL! After the lesson, a whole group of boys went to U.P and guess what? WE PLAYED CROCODILE! Whee! haha, there was so many 1G boys there that we practically chased the other people away. At 5.43pm, I realised I was late and ran home. And now I confide in you my day's experience. Oh, yeah, the new video's name is " Help Wanted" GO WATCH NOW!

Yours Crocodily Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : er....yo?

Fark you,woman

2006-09-19T15:48:00.000+08:00

Damn, I have to blog in the afternoon so my mother doesn't nag at me. Okay, today was normal again but I scored....4....for my Maths test....wahh....anyway, after school weisheng,daniel and Weijie and I went to the U.P and guess what? WE PLAYED CROCODILE! Technically it's not crocodile, but we climbed around. Haha, did " Bag Wrestling " with Daniel's bag and its strap broke. We were like KILLING the bag, lol! We did some lame stunts too like dodging out of the way of a flying bowl of soup. Soooo, I gotta go to go get my haircut. *FARK* Okay, see you tomorrow with my new hairstyle...

Yours Hairily Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : I don't want my hair cut....
[Editor's Note : He's an ass.]

Mr. Zhu (both)

2006-09-18T20:27:00.000+08:00

Guess what mah bruddahs? Zhu Yun came back to the 'hood y'all. Glad to see him again y'all. I wanted to get his digits but I figured, why the heck would ah need his digits, boo? It's bullsh!t man.
------------Reality Check--------------

Sorry, I got so into the " talk like a *cough*blackie*cough* " day. Anyway, today we had some sort of IT lesson in which we learnt how to use Windows Movie Maker. The teacher's accent was FUNNAY! I was like laughing at his every word, ROFLMAO! So, after the lesson, I went home, DID SOME STAR WARS THINGY WITH THE MOVIE MAKER AND COULDN'T FIND A FARKIN REASON WHY I COULDN'T SAVE THE GODDAMN THING. Gave up anyway. Oh yea, I uploaded a new video, it's quite old, but it'll be under the " Collection" section. Hmm....it's time I stopped, but I do have time for One More Thing. Go to "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjTwjQm3YJ8" and watch the video. HAHA! Rock on EL!

Yours Rofly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Too bad ReBeL didn't find any mistake in THIS post. hehe
Editor's P.P.S : Too bad for you!
Author's P.P.P.S : Fark.

Farkin Quiz

2006-09-17T19:35:00.000+08:00

Fine...I'm going to take the LAME quiz Cheryl asked me to do.

*7 Weird Things About Me

--> I'm retarded. ( as expected )
--> I rebel. ( that's not really weird, is it?)
--> I actually MISS Eldds. COME BACK!
--> I always feel like migrating to the U.S
--> I like English although I don't score well in the subject.
--> I'm ADDICTED TO SMOKE ON THE WATER. ( rock on deep purple )
--> I'm so retarded that I can't even think of a proper weird thing about me.

*7 Habits About Me

--> BOOM HEADSHOT!
--> I karate-chop that Kuma Kuma thing.
--> I take videos of random stuff.
--> I destroy stuff. ( pwnage )
--> I re-enact " American Idol Celebrity Judges ".
--> I play CS although I still am a frickin noob
--> I admire FPS_Doug

*7 Random Things About Me

--> I suck at doing things like this
--> NEVER EVER ASK ME TO DO THIS AGAIN
--> " Get these motherf****** snakes, off this motherf****** plane. "
--> Ergo, Contortedly, Visa Vi
--> Crocodile Rocks. And I'm talking about the game.
--> I love the Magnum Sniper Rifle.
--> err...I'M DONE!!!

*7 People To Do This

--> Me
--> Myself
--> I
--> ReBeL [Editor's Note: HEY!]
--> Cheryl ( REVENGE IS SWEET)
--> Mikail Rasputin ( F*** you, you exaggerated eyebrow looking motherf*****)
--> err....CHERYL (umm..VENGEANCE IS SWEET)

Finally! God, I am SO not doing this ever again. Happy now, Cheryl?

Yours Sevenly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : The premise for this movie is amazing...

Team, report in!

2006-09-16T21:02:00.000+08:00

Ho-hum. Today was a BORING day. The only thing I want to write here is the OVERWHELMING response I got from my Crocodile post. I really appreciate that something I spent half an hour on did not go to waste. Sooooo I shall now REBEL!

Editor's Note : That was my Line!

I REBEL against people who hate Counter-Strike!
I REBEL against games that LAG!
I REBEL against somebody who edits my stuff. (hehe)

Editor's Note : WTF?! I'm helping you, you ungrateful exaggerated motherf*****!

I REBEL against the "Miss Saw" hairstyle!
and the list goes on...

There. I've said my part. I just remembered! The 1G Blog is updated!! Haha, anyway, it's time to stop writing. And remember, alwas REBEL!

Yours Updatingly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : I REBEL!

Change Of Plans

2006-09-15T17:06:00.000+08:00

Okay, Change of plans. Videos will be changed every 5 days to keep things fresh. Blog songs will still be changed every Sat. Well, today was very normal so once again I have NOTHING to write about. If you do want me to write something specific, please, I beg you, TELL ME!! Oh, the new video's name is " Snakes On A Plane Early Auditions ". That's all for today, and....GO WATCH THE VIDEO!! (scroll down)

Yours Snakily Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : " Get these motherf****** snakes off this motherf****** plane. "

****ING TUITION!

2006-09-14T21:23:00.000+08:00

Today was generally a good day, but what really ruined it was my TUITION. Once school ended, Daniel and I went to the UP a.k.a Usual Place. However, my ****ing tuition started at 3.30pm. Do the math yourself and you will find out that I have only half an hour's time to play. DAMN!

Editor's Note : Hi, I'm ReBeL. I'll be editing ReTaRd's work.

Author's Note : Yeah, I'm ReTaRd. We work together real good.

However, I still had fun playing that lame " Freeze & Milk " thingy with the UP.

Editor's Note : This time, UP stands for Usual People...

Ermmm....I think that's all for today. God, WHY CAN'T I THINK OF SOMETHING INTERESTING TO WRITE?! Oh, note to the class blog admins, NOBODY'S BEEN POSTING. The last post was from Maria on the SEVENTH OF SEPTEMBER. Well, that's all for today. See you tomorrow for more of your retarded news ENOUGH to make you retarded.

Yours Rebelliously Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : I'm running out of stuff to write....

Crocodiles

2006-09-13T20:52:00.000+08:00

-------Chapter 1-------
=====The Invitation=======

Holy shit cow dung , I made it. After a long day at work, I figured it would be high time for me to chill out at home, y'know? However, hunger caught me off guard and I had to drag my heavy feet to that chicken rice stall opposite my workplace to have some lunch. On my way, I met one of my acquaintences ( please tell me if this is the correct spelling ) Wei Sheng and had a hearty meal together. When we were eating, Yenn Sheng came by and invited us to a game of " Crocodile ". Why not? I thought. I could use some workout. Little did I expect what was to become of the " game".

-------Chapter 2-------
=====The Game=======

After walking to the dilapitated playground, my eyes caught sight of a few boys traversing the dangerous terrain of what the government claimed as " safe for play " . I think otherwise. Yenn Sheng gathered everyone together and picked the crocodile/ the one which is going to die of exhaustion. The neat twist to this crocodile is that the croc can't touch the black parts or the floor of the structure. This means that the crocodile must climb around to " eat " the innocent humans. Sounds interesting? You bet it is.

-------Chapter 3-------
=====The Crunch=======

As the game commenced, the humans split up, finding ways to escape from the menacing and bloodthirsty crocodile. After a long period of time, the whole group of people including me were dead beat. However, due to boredom, Wei Sheng used his tie and wound it around some bars and challenged me to swing on it. I accepted his challenge but I was afraid of breaking it because I had to pay for it if I broke it. Nevertheless, I made the leap of faith. With my uber-quick reflexes, I maneuvered ( spelling?) myself toward the tie and swung my arm to catch it. When I felt the smooth feel of the tie, I grasped my hand tightly around the tie whilst trying to balance myself. Would I fall? Or would I be the next Jackie Chan, I thought.

-------Chapter 4-------
=====The Breakdown=======

As fate would have it, I just could not be the next Jackie Chan due to my inability to be athletic. My hand released the iron grip I had earlier on the tie and gravity pulled me down to the ground. Fortunately, and unfortunately for those who wanted me to die from a fall, my spider sense kicked in and I landed on the ground, doing a somersault to reduce the damage I would receive from falling. However, my adrenaline kept pumping and I asking for more stunts to do. Unfortunately, I spotted the tie which I had held on to except it had a gaping hole in its middle section. My heart stopped beating for a split-second as my brain compiled the information my eyes had received. I then realised that I had exerted to much force on the tie, making it become the horrifying object that lay before me. More importantly, I thought of my money that would fly from my wallet to Wei Sheng's wallet. Luckily, Wei Sheng said that that tie didn't matter as he had FOUR ties, the reason being that he was afraid of forgetting to bring one on Wednesday. I heaved a sigh of relief but was suddenly interrupted by Wei Sheng asking me to do one more stunt. I'm ready this time, because whatever happens to that tie, has nothing to do with money, I thought.

-------Chapter 5-------
=====The Stunt=======

I fished out my handphone from my pocket, flipped it ninety degrees, and asked Wei Jie to capture me on film doing the stunt of the millenium. Wei Sheng explained to me that all I had to do was to run forward, jump and catch the tie which was tied to a spinning wheel, hold on to it and spin for as long as possible. I readied myself and stepped to the back, knowing that if I pulled this off, I would be the stuntboy of an Eon. Mustering all my strength, I sent my legs dashing forward and then I jumped at the last moment. Once again, I felt the smooth feeling of the tie brush against my palm and I immediately closed my hand and used my other free hand to also grasp the tie. The world spun like a top as I saw the world around me melt into beautiful colours and my ears picked up sounds of cracking and I knew that the tie was breaking into halves. Instinctively, I let go and fell to the ground and using my hands as support, did a handstand and landed on my feet.

-------Chapter 6-------
=====The End=======

I lay on the ground, too exhausted to move a muscle. All I knew was that I did it. Using that as mental support, I levitated off the ground and floated around the neighbourhood but I flew back to the playground and enjoyed the fruits of my labour by watching the video Wei Jie recorded. Taking back my mobile phone, I took my bag and flew into the sky and then I realised I had become immortal......

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Editor's Note : Some parts of Chp 4 and Chp 6 are heavily exaggerated but other than that, it's as true as a bacon and ham steak.

Author's Note : Don't listen to him about the Chp 4 crap. IT IS GODDAMN FRICKIN TRUE!

Editor's Note 2 : Okay okay, ALL ARE TRUE EXCEPT PARTS OF CHP 4 AND CHP 6.

Author's Note 2 : That sounds reasonable enough.

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Probably the longest post I ever made. This is going to be the first and LAST time I ever write in essay form.

Yours Stuntily Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : My hands ache from typing already...

Terrorists Win

2006-09-12T20:05:00.000+08:00

Woah, today was Kerazy! I will go straight to the point. When it was SUPPOSED TO BE P.E, ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE SUBJECTS, a teacher came in and kinda started a conversation with Luke if I'm not wrong. She talked about a suicide bomber thingy and that suddenly led to the class revealing themselves as terrorists. One thing led to another and the teacher said something like " Where are your weapons?" and da boys in da 'hood went to the cupboard and started handing out our prized 100-Plus bottles as weapons. LOL! Overall, it was a pretty STRESSFUL day as everyone tried to find time to study Geog. But guess what? There was no test!!! Actually there was and it MAY be used for the CA mark or something like that. I hope she doesn't...Well, I guess that's it and Mummy Val, if you are reading this, UPDATE YOUR BLOG!!!

Yours Elite-Crewly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : I'm Counter-Struck...

So I had a good day...

2006-09-11T19:18:00.000+08:00

WOOT! First day of school and you know what? It was actually ENDURABLE!! The day started off with an EXTREMELY and let me stress EXTREMELY BORING SPEECH by Mr Mui and Mdm Za and I tried to keep my eyes awake but like all other Sec Ones, I naturally fell asleep. The whole class then trotted off back to our beloved second home, One Ghee. The first lesson was Science and Ms Ong's little finger was broken or something and during the lesson we were all making fun of her and about her finger. Hint Hint *Dr Evil* Hint Hint. See Above And You Will know what I mean. Then it was Maths *groan* and I have NO intention of telling you the details of that lesson. However, Recess came and after that Mrs Seetoh didn't come down to...um..fetch us because she was in the lab. After CME it was Chinese and we watched the LAME cong shi zi shuo qi thingy. It was BORING! Soon, it was time for P.E and P.E stands for Paranormal Entertainment. After that, we had English and I FAILED FOR THE FRICKIN EGG THINGY!!! DAMNIT! So it was Lit and we talked about the frog guy. And that's it! First day of school, well technically first day of the fourth term of school but really, who's counting? And as of the time of writing there are THREE people in the class who have Ms Saw's hairstyle. Oh, I just remembered! Did you guys watch the Pigasso video? If you haven't, what are you waiting for? And Maria and Cheryl, the Video is NOT lame at all. It is just frickin hilarious. And If Mr Hilarious says it's hilarious, IT MUST BE HILARIOUS.

Yours Hilariously Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Watch Pigasso. Now.

I'm ready, Knowledshun!

2006-09-10T22:09:00.000+08:00

Tomorrow's the BIG day. I'm just packin' my bag for tomorrow. I can't wait to go back to school! *squeals* Sorry about that. After a week of mental torture, I can be finally released from my prison. So, watch out people, because I AM SO GONNA BUG YOU ABOUT BEAT IT! YEAH! BEAT IT! YEAH! err...soooooo BEWARE OF ME TOMMOROW! Muahahahahaha......

Yours Beating It Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S : Beat It!

Short 'n' Sweet

2006-09-09T22:39:00.000+08:00

Okay, this is going to be a short one because there isn't any mysteries to be solved. Speaking of which, the " Val Mummy Mystery" actually SOLVED ITSELF. Val Mummy or "Mummy Val" claims that she is my MUM in school. So that's that and I'm still trying to find out what is the difference between the two. Also, since I sometimes put up lame videos, those videos will be under the " Video Of The Week" Section. Be sure to look out for it.

Yours Thinkingly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , PrIvAtE eYe

P.S : Pigasso rocks.

Mystery Story No.1

2006-09-08T20:25:00.000+08:00

Due to overwhelming response of my posts being uninteresting, I'll try my best to make my posts more interesting. Let's begin by starting off with *scary music plays* The Mystery Of Val Mummy...If you look to the tagboard on your left, you will see Wei Ting's tag about Val Mummy. So, the BIG question is why does she call herself " Val Mummy"? Let's run over a few options, shall we?

Option 1. She wants to trick other people into thinking that she's LARGE AND IN CHARGE.
Option 2. She likes being known as a "mummy".

Since I could not think of any more options, we'll just have to settle with these two. So what do you think? Is it option 1? Or is it option 2? Feel free to comment on the tagboard. So that's all for today and look out for the next " Mystery Story".

Yours Mysteriously Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd , PrIvAtE eYe

P.S : Beware, mysteries. The Great ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd will come and solve you...

Four...

2006-09-07T22:20:00.000+08:00

Four More Days! It's so near yet so far away! Once again, I have NOTHING special to write about, oh how I YEARN to write about something nice...Woah, this is gonna be the SHORTEST post I have ever..um..typed. So, check back if you want to, but I don't think there will be anything nice to read except my constant ranting about how many days are left until school reopens which by the way, I'm SOOOO excited about it.

Yours Xtra,Xtra Boredly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: I really am overdoing the signing off thingy. (see above)

Yet Another Day...

2006-09-06T19:03:00.000+08:00

And there goes another day, hmm, let's count the number of days left until school reopens, shall we? *counts fingers* 1,2,3,4,5! Well, including Monday. Five more FRICKIN days till I get out of this shit-hole. Five MORE DAYS!!! Oh, I just remembered. Valerie/Val/Val mummy updated her blog. FINALLY! Haha, and to val mummy, BEAT IT ROCKS!! Haha, I'm so going to bug everyone by telling them to love Beat It! Well, I guess that's it. Check back for some retarded news ENOUGH to make you retarded.

Yours Xtra-Boredly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: I'm SO going to put up the video on the les chor..CHOIR CONCERT. MUAHAHA!

B-O-R-I-N-G

2006-09-05T19:31:00.000+08:00

Oh god, today can be described in six letters: B-O-R-I-N-G! Just staying at home all day makes your brain go rusty! Why must I be imprisoned in this..um..PRISON! I'm just so bored...for the first time in my life, I actually MISS school... There's nothing interesting happening in my life. Seconds feel like minutes, minutes feel like hours, hours feel like days, days feel like weeks...It's just so hard for me to plow through this hell that I feel was customly designed for me to give me maximum boredness. Since I don' t have ANYTHING special to post about, I'll just end here.Let's hope tomorrow will be better than today.

Yours Boredly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: Someone save me.

Les Choristes

2006-09-04T21:45:00.000+08:00

Two Words. Totally Awesome, Dude. Wait, that's 3 words, but who's counting? Anyway, today was the BIG day for the les ch...ri...CHOIR CONCERT. So I met up with Sean And Wai Chong at Tiong, SPENT 10 FRICKING MINUTES THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO EAT! ( There, Sean) So, we settled at Long John's and the took a taxi to this Francais place to collect my ticket. And guess what time it was? 6.20pm!!! So, what do 3 boys do when they have 1 hour and 40 minutes to spare? Well, they go strolling. That's right, we walked around trying to look for a shop to buy snacks or "chips". Since there was no Uni Square or whatever, we went to 7-11 to buy stuff. IT WAS LIKE SO FRICKING EXPENSIVE!!! Anyway, we walked back to the Francais place and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited, and waited....and so and and so forth until it was well 7.45, I think? So they let us in, and we waited for Zhu Yun, Cheryl and some other girl whose called Pei Ling or something. (No Offence) The show started and once there was this, Rasa Sayang song and Wai Chong was like singing along. LOL! He also sang through the whole of Tong Hua and even pointed out a mistake that they made during singing! The last performance was this High School Musical thingy and all the Choir members were like all dancing. Kewl....So, that's it for today's post and I THINK I'll put up the videos but it's so dark, you can't see ANYTHING. So, I'm considering. Au Revoir, my friends!

Yours Frenchifedly Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: Wai Chong can sing well.

Third Post [ Not A Really Interesting One ]

2006-09-03T22:29:00.000+08:00

Ho-Hum, it's the THIRD POST ON THIS BLOG, BABY! So, I'll start off this special occasion by saying a big THANK YOU for all those who visited, read my posts, and most importantly, tagged! Anyway, Today was really BORING, so I won't go into detail about me waking up, brushing my teeth, etc. Instead, I will tell you about something very special that happened today. I ACTUALLY WENT TO THE...um...I don't really know what its called but IT SO DARN FRICKIN COOL! It was held at the Singapore Expo, and it was this GI-NORMOUS, HUMONGOUS, Superfrangipeenyespeelelosious ( <-OBVIOUS SPELLING MISTAKE <-) WHATEVER, BUT IT WAS THIS HUGE Fair ALL ABOUT COMPUTERS, ELECTONICS, AND GAMES! WHAT MORE COULD A RETARD WANT MORE?! So, that's about it for today.Be sure to check back on this retarded blog for all your juicy details on my slightly deranged and retarded life.

Yours Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: BOOM HEADSHOT!

2006-09-03T03:01:00.000+08:00

Too Much CS

*WARNING CONTAINS VULGARITIES*
If you are a Counter-Strike Fan, You'll LOVE this.

Second Post

2006-09-03T00:39:00.000+08:00

Good Night and Welcome To The ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd Blog for all of your retarded news starring yours truly, ME! Well, I basically had a very normal day, except that we TRIED TO MAKE CITY HALL LEVITATE OFF THE GROUND. Anyway, my CCA brought me to the bienalle (sp.) '06 which held LOADS of different exhibits and I had a fun time exploring the place. There was this place which was filled with tanks, those that you might see in those cloning movies. And do you know what those tanks held? *Drumroll* It held.......DOLLS! Well, it looked like dolls, maybe those stupid Barbie dolls but I don't care BECAUSE I HATE DOLLS! YEAH I HATE DOLLS, WHAT CAN I SAY? THERE'S NOTHING MORE FUN THAN WALKING AROUNG AND KILLING 'EM! MY HEART'S BEATING, MY HEART'S BEATING, MY HANDS ARE SHAKING, MY HANDS ARE SHAKING, BUT I'M STILL SHOOTING, AND I'M STILL GETTING THE HEADSHOTS SO LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT, BOOM HEADSHOT! Yeah, so there were many other exhibits like " What were the last thoughts of a suicide bomber? " I won't go into detail any more because you're most likely going to doze off due to my constant droning. So....That's all folks! Check back here for all of your retarded news ENOUGH to make you retarded.

Yours Retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: Look Out For " Too Much CS"

GESS 1G 2006 Singapore River Trip (Mon)

2006-09-01T21:47:00.000+08:00


Ke-razy 1G!!!

2006-09-01T21:46:00.000+08:00

Michael's Birthday

Enjoy!

First Post

2006-09-01T20:18:00.000+08:00

Yay! The new RETARD BLOG IS OFFICIALLY OPEN!!! It's always fun making blogs. Well...Come back here for all your daily readings of my slightly deranged Life! Okay, enough crap.

Okay, so I started the daywith well GETTING LATE FOR THE well...meeting, shall we say? Anyway, we then took a shuttle bus to PS. Which is Plaza Singapura. And that PS is not supposed to be Please See...Anyway, we reached there, bought the tickets for MONSTER HOUSE...(thank god it wasn't barnyard) and WANDERED AROUND FOR LIKE 20 MINS OR SO TO DECIDE WHAT TO EAT. AND THE GIRLS WERE DASHING INTO EVERY FRICKING SHOP TO WELL, I DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WERE DOING INSIDE BUT OH DID WE WAIT LIKE HELL. Anyway ( i'm getting sick of typing that) we finally settled in Pizza Hut. I took a video so you may want to see the crazy antics of the crazy people inside. The kind waitress was kind enough to say hi to the camera! You Rock! So, we finished eating and well...walked to some shop which was like 10 mins walk from PS and everybody started to play all sorts of musical instruments. Wai Chong/ Wai Wai/ YY sat down on a chair and tried to go to sleep. But, You can't sleep with Michael banging away at the drums (eww, that sounds pervertic). So after Half an hour, we made our way back to PS and on the way, I was like learning the commands of the SJAB. I even shouted "SEKOLAH SEDIAH!" so loud that the innocent passers-by turned behind and stared at me. haha. So we made it just in time for the movie but weiting was like SO SCARED OF THE MOVIE....Wai Chong and I were like scaring the 5h!+ outta her. At the end of the movie, I was forced to take a Neoprint (Is that how u spell it? Niuprint/Newprint/Neeoprint) I RUINED MOST OF THE PICS WOOHOO!!! But I WAS FORCED TO TAKE ANOTHER ONE!! DAMN...ONE HAD MY FACE IN IT...So...that's it nothing really special to talk about. So...stay tuned to this retarded blog for all about me! Haha

Yours retardedly,
ReBeLlIoUs ReTaRd

P.S: Ryan Likes Cheryl.......'s HAIR